Child Repellent

I’m going to try this with my kids. They hate when I dance. If they really get annoying, I’ll add some singing.   Advertisements

Advice You Didn’t Know You Needed

Our society has, at its disposal, easy access to a wealth of information. Despite this, once glance at some of the headlines floating around might have us believe we still don’t know much. In fact, how our clueless human species has managed to survive without these helpful answers and articles remains a mystery. With your […]

Cinderella: Fairy Tale Princess or Troubled Teen?

In my relentless quest for knowledge, I came upon a shocking discovery that shattered basic truths of my childhood. I offer you the truth about  Cinderella. Cinderella’s father was a weak, shallow man who gave into his young daughter’s every whim, avoiding confrontation and discipline at all costs. Cinderella’s fits of rage at being refused […]

Detroit Tiger Curse

Chances are you’ve never heard of the “Detroit Tiger Curse” or where it came from. I can’t keep it to myself any longer. I need to tell someone. I live in a suburb of Detroit. Everyone loves our baseball team, the Tigers. A few years ago the Tiger’s slogan was “Who’s your Tiger?”. Everyone had […]

Rock star and Tiny Dancer

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be married to a rock star? I admit to dreams in high school of a rock star wedding–like Elton John’s song, “Tiny Dancer”. That is the epitome of rock and roll matrimonial bliss. Little, petite ballerina (she may be tiny, but to be rock star […]