Child Repellent

I’m going to try this with my kids. They hate when I dance. If they really get annoying, I’ll add some singing.   Advertisements

Cinderella: Fairy Tale Princess or Troubled Teen?

In my relentless quest for knowledge, I came upon a shocking discovery that shattered basic truths of my childhood. I offer you the truth about  Cinderella. Cinderella’s father was a weak, shallow man who gave into his young daughter’s every whim, avoiding confrontation and discipline at all costs. Cinderella’s fits of rage at being refused […]

Detroit Tiger Curse

Chances are you’ve never heard of the “Detroit Tiger Curse” or where it came from. I can’t keep it to myself any longer. I need to tell someone. I live in a suburb of Detroit. Everyone loves our baseball team, the Tigers. A few years ago the Tiger’s slogan was “Who’s your Tiger?”. Everyone had […]

Rock star and Tiny Dancer

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be married to a rock star? I admit to dreams in high school of a rock star wedding–like Elton John’s song, “Tiny Dancer”. That is the epitome of rock and roll matrimonial bliss. Little, petite ballerina (she may be tiny, but to be rock star […]